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Dec 28 / 8:31am

Why there are no job in America?

I am not going to pretend to understand things in great detail because that would mean reading some boring ass shit cause the path to understanding is always paved with boring ass shit.   I am sure you have heard that it is a little or a lot tough to get a job in America.  Today in morning news surfing I came across this http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/28/job-market-booming-overseas_n_801839.html on the huffingtonpost which talks about how the job market is booming outside the US in terms of American companies hiring workers.  Can you imagine that?  You are a hard working American who lost his or her job and can't make your bills to only hear about how US companies are hiring big time in places where I imagine the labor is a lot cheaper.  I suppose nobody should be too surprised by this cause logically when you think about the problem with the free hand (GOP plan) it is the fact that any big business worth its salt is going to outsource.  Meaning if they can find some guy in India to do a job for $5 an hour versus paying someone locally $30 an hour plus healthcare they are going to do it.  This has always been the problem with jobs in first world nations.  Profit margin means outsourcing. 

The hard part about this is there really isn't anything people can do.  No tax break is going to close the gap in terms of the savings on enviromental laws, wages and healthcare where it will be more cost effective to do thinks locally. 

I am tired.. I am going back to bed.. what do you think govts should do about jobs being outsourced.  Think beyond simple answers and look deeper. 

Nov 14 / 10:52pm

Twitter background FAIL because of a buggy screengrab firefox app

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The problem with most tools is the people who make them can't imagine the different ways people might use them.  Like me who works on the left screen while watching on the right which helps calm my social anxiety disorder.  What I did was take quick screenshots of myself in my videos on my youtube channel.  http://youtube.com/hotnerdnews  subscribe if you are not already  The problem was the screengrab firefox plugin is showing the pink selection tool which it shouldn't.  I know that makes little sense.  See the pink.  That should not be there.  The reason I am using a browser tool for this is my jing screen grab stops the right screen from working while I am selecting an area to take my screenshot.  It is really annoying if you are watching a tv show while you are working. 

Still I am going to use it for a week or so.  I basically create an album of the pictures in picassa3 and use their collage tool to do most of the work.  I transfer to photoshop where I reduce the size of the image and posterize.  Firefox is saying I spelled that world wrong.  Dam you twitter.. msn.. email..

By the way if you need a nice twitter background I can do it for a $100.00  We do it over paypal.  I will do a better job on yours than mine.  I don't pay well so this is the freemium model.. muahaha

single malt

Sep 29 / 4:32am

FOX reality chef Gordon Ramsay foretells chef Joseph Cerniglia suicide?

Chef Joseph Cerniglia who had appeared on Fox news hell's kitchen and was ripped by Gordon Ramsay for having too much debt killed himself.   The sad part is you can't really blame the guy because most of us know what it is like to carry the weight of debt that seems like this endless curse that never goes away.  trying to build a businesses and hold out hope that somehow it will make money, only to find it is like the child you never wanted... how it takes everything from you and gives nothing but grief back. 
 
Sep 23 / 11:57pm

I hate all republicans, democrats, conservatives, socialists and communists.

Naturally I hate myself and thus can only hate everyone else. If I
failed to include anyone in my title then please know I hate you too.
It is nothing personal, you all just annoy me cause you won't shut up.
All we ever hear is about how the other guy is horrible and they
ruining the world. We don't even have to talk about politics.
Religion is the same way. One side going to heaven and the other side
going to hell. Like little lemmings we run around looking for someone
to blame for the problems in the world. It must be the commies, the
muslims, the Zionists, the christians, the dam aussies. I don't why I
pick Aussies or why I choose or chose to capitalize the word Aussie.
I am just annoyed. If we just focused on fixing the problems instead
of blaming each other maybe we could have a better world. But no, we
can dare change how we do things. The BPs thing is a perfect example.
All the while oil was pumping into the gulf people were mad as hell
and ready to crucify someone. They didn't want to wait until we fixed
the problem. Who hell the hell cares about the oil, we cared more
about who to blame and who to sue.

This world disappoints me. People disappoint me. Not in person where
most people I actually like except for that idiot English guy who
bought me a round and then proceeded to tell me I had to buy the next
round as if I needed telling. Like any brit can stay with a Canadian
when it comes to beer. There is no reason to go outside in Canada, at
least not in the cities. The only thing to do in the winter is drink.
Keeps your blood from freezing..

Sorry I seem to have gotten lost. Watching the Wrath of Khan which
you can buy at amazon.com at this link.. by the way I get 4% if you
do.. so you can tell your friends you support mental health cause we
all know I am mental... have a doctors note..

http://amzn.to/spockrocks

Sep 19 / 2:07pm

The Gulf is no longer pissing out oil through its broken man made penis.

It is a good day to be BPs as the oil well which caused all those itty bitty animals stress has been hogtied and closed for good.  No more oil gushing freely into the gulf.  It makes you want to stand up and do a little dance.  Shake the booty.  Sadly though before you end up in the hospital will a rogue hip injury let me remind you of one fact.  We learned nothing from this oil spill and therefore it will happen again.  We still do not have an oh shit plan in case it happens again.  We still are not fixing the pollution problems that come with being so dependent on oil.  We will still drill up north.  We will likely end up destroying the ecology of the area as we always do.  Industry has never shown the ability to mine for resources without changing the environment around them.  We take what we want and only care enough to give lip service to the damage we do.  As soon as govt's start saying hey you need to be clean the companies scream about jobs, jobs, jobs.  They always pit environment against jobs and thus jobs always win. 

What is your feeling about what lasting effect the oil spill in the gulf of mexico will have? 

By the way good morning.  It is 3 pm on Sunday.  I just got up.  Had some single malt and fruitloops.. what could be better..

Here is one of my earliest videos..

If you would like one blog to follow to get all my updates..  http://gebula.com  one to rule them all.. cheers.

Sep 13 / 10:33pm

They call me single malt and we need to talk about my penis

Hey baby lets save the world one orgasm at a time? See what you need
to do is empower the penis to have success with women. Or at the very
least make fun of it. Use a seeweed package and make sure each condom
has a new unique pick up line. Make the shit funny. Focus on pick up
lines for enviro girls.

It is such a hilarious product. If it works why the fuck wouldn't you
buy the condoms. It gives you an advantage. Have you thought about
using it as a delivery mechanism for viagra or cialis. Often it is
not the first time a guy has trouble with. It is the second or third.
Vegan condoms. You better get 3 cause penis pills is like having
18teen year old penis.

Glad we had this talked. I use to be normal but then I had to face
the world alone facing the reality if you bring a condom you never get
laid. Now with vegan condoms you get the magic words..
http://amzn.to/greensex you so should sponsor jersey shore
characters.

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Sep 4 / 5:25pm

Maybe if you want people to support your cause you might not want to threaten to kill them.

I am not going to mention the country where the comment came from.  I am not going to mention the religion because from this point on I will never mention that religion again.  the voice which use to yell about us getting along and finding peace in this world is gone.  I feel angry inside.  Not because of the death threat but because I have always been very vocal about seeing both sides to things but in our world they always want you to choose.  If you don't sound the same, you don't agree when there is always a few idiots that will hate you for that and some that will want to kill anyone that dares to disagree.  The fucked up thing is I never disagreed with anyone in the video.  I just asked about the political ramifications of a president releasing a prisoner after the whole mosque debate. 

The sad thing was the video response in itself is actually a good thing in terms of their cause.  It helped in terms of SEO and it was also a western voice talking about an issue that the party I shall not mention wanted America to care about.  In fact if you were to look at my comments across the internet you would see someone that doesn't buy into the one side is evil bullshit.  I have always tried to present things in a way that makes people thing instead of just running to hate. 

But hey we live in a world where freedom of expression is discouraged, where we want everyone to sound and look the same.  Where stupid seems to win out everytime so I am no longer going to bother talking about real stuff anymore in my videos.. in fact with the except of one channel I am taking a long break from youtube.  I am going to focus on writing and getting a job. 

As for hotnerdnews... and single malt.. in another life perhaps.. for now I am done..

Aug 25 / 8:07pm

random idea alert for web nerds...

I want to be able to edit my images if they are too big for whatever I
am uploading. It is annoying to go back and forth to photoshop. You
talk mobility but it is bullshit. mobile to me means I can edit shit
anywhere. I want to put an app in the place you upload photos so you
can strink and dink.. for things like thumbnails which only 256k which
is small like your penis.. chad curly.. yah I am starting shit. how
could I not make fun of the tranny in the family of minds that share
this one head.. booyah what yah going do.. they call me single malt..
wanna have sex with someone other than me cause women are fuckin
insane. not going to lie.. women are nuts.. I run from them.. like
they are zombies.. I am like please give me an app which lets me avoid
hot girls..
Aug 8 / 8:15pm

Daily Mind Fuck single malt style

1.  No more gay judges or straight ones, elect single malt to decide.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/08/tony-perkins-prop-8-judge_n_674788.html

2. Sharks learn what men world wide already know.  Don't fuck with women.
http://www.news-journalonline.com/news/local/southeast-volusia/2010/08/07/woman-shark-took-me-for-a-ride.html

3.  Even thinking about taking it up the ass, or not can kill yah.  Even with no HIV.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug/08/iran-mohammad-mostafaei-rights-lawyer

4.  70 people are confirmed to be stupid in Washington.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/06/washington-dc-metro-shoot_n_674197.html

Truly fucked up:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/06/aisha-afghan-teen-mutilat_n_673767.html

One from the grave

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Aug 7 / 7:13am

daily news that will fuck with your brain

Daily news stories that will mess with fuck with your brain

1.  I am sorry but it is just far too much work to make one woman happy, let alone 4, it is too much to handle. Polygamists are dangerous for the penis
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/50067634-76/wives-family-sister-brown.html.csp

2.  If something needs censorship it likely is not true.
http://blogs.alternet.org/oleoleolson/2010/08/05/massive-censorship-of-digg-uncovered/

3.  Until we in north america become leaders in green we shouldn't expect other countries to follow.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-10900798

4.  How American of us in Canada to sue the police for the G20.  Maybe you should of all listened when the cops said move don't stand there. 
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/cbc/100806/canada/canada_toronto_g20_class_action546

5.  I can believe someone would be this messed up.. life rarely is kind enough to leave any of us to leave us whole.
http://news.aol.ca/ca/article/ashley-kirilow-faked-cancer-to-raise-money/19584046

Shit you can't make up.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100805/od_nm/us_attraction_red_odd

One from the archive

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